Derogatory yet Slightly Loving Harbor Freight Nicknames

Unfortunately I can only remember/find one: “horror freight.” I know there was another one I saw out there… I think it was “hardly freight…” Update… here are some nicknames from the comments on this article and in recent forum threads:
Harbor Fright Tool
Bottom of the Harbor Freight
Harbor Hate
The Chinese Cheesecake Factory
For their inexpensive, thrice-yearly-use Chinese air tools, we call them, “INGERSOLL-CHAN.”
I thought that I would tell you what my wife calls HF; we speak Russian at home, and she calls it vonuchka, or “little stinker.” She hates that HF smell of uncured rubber.
“Harbor Sheight” (…Shite)